EQLA recently announced Tabitha St. Germain; find the full release below along with a couple of other various EQLA announcements and reminders after the break.
Equestria LA is very pleased to announce the one and only Tabitha St. Germain will be appearing this year on May 10 & 11 only! Tabitha will be joining our extensive list of show-talent who include, Nicole Oliver, Cathy Weseluck, Michelle Creber, Brenda Crichlow, and Andrea Libman, as well as show writers Cindy Morrow and Amy Keating Rogers.
T. St. G., started her acting career at the age of 0.9, when an improbably collision cells resulted in clotsome little singularity that squeaked. Radiation from the planet Ninc, or ‘ninny rays,’ followed, giving us the T. St. G. of today, who is capable of being almost anything that doesn’t involve math or common sense, for a union-approved fee. The T. St. G. singularity worked at the Keg Steakhouse in Halifax as an(appalling) hostess for about a month in the eighties and then took the next logical step and joined the theatre.
She was the lead singer of the wildly forgettable band ‘Mystery Diarrhea’, who released many things, none of which was an album.
Asking personal questions will usually only bring forth a string of tatty fabrications from this monkey. “I’m not lying,” she has said, “I’m ACTING.” This is because, while she does have a rich inner life, her outer life is pretty much divided between mucking about in gardens and making noise.
She was hatched, not born, vaguely recalling siblings twittering about in a wasteland of cracked shells. It is possible that she ate them. She amuses herself by setting all the egg timers in Ikea to five minutes, and leaving.
 Ninc OM- poop 4. Dimmest star in the Getyerteamontheice nebula—which bursts like a carbuncle every 30 Octobers and gives off these pernicious rays.
Equestria LA would like to remind everyone that Friday, May 3rd is your last chance to qualify for our final tier of hotel perks! If you haven’t booked you night at our hotel, we strongly recommend doing so, as these perks are only available while they last! You can find out about our perks by following this link to our website. And if you’re interested in booking your night at the convention hotel, you can follow this link to our hotel’s reservation page.
In addition, pre-registration for Equestria LA ends Saturday, May 4th! If you haven’t bought your badge, now is the time. After our pre-registration period ends our full-weekend badge price jumps from $60 to $70 at the door! Follow this link to our site, and pre-register today!
Can’t make it for the whole weekend? No problem! We’re offering one-day badge purchases at the door for all three days. Friday and Sunday badges are $35 while Saturday is $45.
Calling all artists! Equestria LA is also proud to announce that our official charity for 2013 is Childs Play! Since 2003, Childs Play, a game industry charity, has dedicated itself to improving the lives of children with toys and games in our network of over 70 hospitals worldwide. If you’re interested in donating to raise money a wonderful cause, please contact our Charity Officer at email@example.com!
Again, if you haven’t made your hotel arrangements for Equestria LA yet, we highly recommend staying at the convention hotel, The Anaheim Marriott. By staying in our hotel, you’ll add an entirely new dimension to a wonderful convention experience! By following this link, you can take advantage of the fantastic deal EQLA has arranged of only $115 per night!
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See you in May!
– The Equestria LA team